A boat

• Who

Nic Sando, I’m 23 years old with beautiful skin.

• What

I’m a firebreathing, improing, cartooning, walking, talking, theatre machine who just wants you to hold him! Hotcha! Also, in 2007, Salient Magazine claimed that I was one of New Zealands top 18 cartoonists, so, that is something. I guess.

• Where

Currently, I’m in Hataitai, but I consider myself a citizen of the internet. Yeah, pretentious pap eh?

• Snails

Oh, I love all kinds of snails, from the exotic and downright erotic Pomacea bridgesii to the more gentle and refined Pomacea canaliculata. However, I do think that the Giant African Snail aka the Ghana Tiger Snail is a little crass.

• Punctuation

My favourite punctuation mark is the semi colon; few people understand the way it works and so it is an enigma wrapped in a mystery, coated in a savoury riddle coating. Boy I’m glad I finally got that out in the open.