So so sorry

“Hi there, I’m Paul Reynolds and I’m fishing. Fishing because it’s as kiwi as you can get and I am a foreigner. Here’s a compliment about being scared of your reactions, even though I know your country is a cowardly lot. Here’s a statement about how I can see that you are frustrated over the entire XT debacle. Now for a joke about my phone not working, see? In conclusion, use our service, because fuck you kid.”

This add was brought to you by the same agency that gave you “I’m sorry that you have stopped buying ribena because we were lying to you.” and Fontera’s media black out over “********** in ****”

A Maori ate TJ’s Great Granddad.

In April I did an interview for Salient with 2010 Billy T. nominee TJ McDonald. The thing  didn’t actually end up getting published, but it still was a a pretty good little chat.  It’s too bad I don’t have a place on the internet to place it… Oh wait. Check it out, it’s behind the cut.